The Commuter — Wellington Edition

Bike Lane Blues

Help Chris cross a tricky cyclelane to get to his big-boy job being CEO of NZ.

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The Beehive, New Zealand's parliament building Objective: reach the Beehive

Bike Lane Blues

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this game may have implied bike lanes are difficult to cross. They are not. This game is not a work of satire but is instead a 100% accurate re-enactment of the CEO of NZ's commute. The some of the slogans on the signs held by winny and seymour refer to things so specific and plausible that a reasonable audience could mistake them for a real reports (omg defamation). Be sure to play the game to the end to see the juciest ones! Some fragile egos were harmed in the making of this game; David Seymour got carpet burn from the final frottage, but Winston incurred no friction due to being made entirely out of leather.

The Prime Minister eyes the Beehive across the bike lane.
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How to play: move with ↑ ↓ ← → or W A S D, or use the on-screen arrows below the frame on touch devices.

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this game may have implied bike lanes are difficult to cross. They are not. This game is not a work of satire but is instead a 100% accurate re-enactment of the CEO of NZ's commute. The some of the slogans on the signs held by winny and seymour refer to things so specific and plausible that a reasonable audience could mistake them for a real reports (omg defamation). Be sure to play the game to the end to see the juciest ones! Some fragile egos were harmed in the making of this game; David Seymour got carpet burn from the final frottage, but Winston incurred no friction due to being made entirely out of leather.