Help Chris cross a tricky cyclelane to get to his big-boy job being CEO of NZ.
Final score: 0
CORRECTION: An earlier version of this game may have implied bike lanes are difficult to cross. They are not. This game is not a work of satire but is instead a 100% accurate re-enactment of the CEO of NZ's commute. The some of the slogans on the signs held by winny and seymour refer to things so specific and plausible that a reasonable audience could mistake them for a real reports (omg defamation). Be sure to play the game to the end to see the juciest ones! Some fragile egos were harmed in the making of this game; David Seymour got carpet burn from the final frottage, but Winston incurred no friction due to being made entirely out of leather.