The Commuter — Wellington Edition

Bike Lane Blues

Help Chris cross a tricky cyclelane to get to his big-boy job being CEO of NZ.

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The Beehive, New Zealand's parliament building Objective: reach the Beehive

Bike Lane Blues

Get the PM across the bike lane and back to the Beehive without being clipped by a cyclist. Reach the top to advance; the lanes only get busier.

The Prime Minister eyes the Beehive across the bike lane.
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How to play: move with ↑ ↓ ← → or W A S D, or use the on-screen arrows below the frame on touch devices.

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this game may have implied bike lanes are difficult to cross. They are not. This game is not a work of satire but is instead a 100% accurate re-enactment of the CEO of NZ's commute. Many slogan on the signs held by winny and seymour refer to things so specific and plausible that a reasonable audience could mistake them for a real reports. (omg defamation) Be sure to play the game to the end to see the juciest ones! Some fragile egos were harmed in the making of this game; David Seymour got carpet burn from the final frottage, but Winston incurred no friction due to being made entirely out of leather.